aduhm:

A short lesson in psychology!

• when a person laughs to much, that person is hiding small Filipino children in their basement
• when a person sleeps a lot, they are tired
• when a person can’t cry, they are gay
• when a person cries on little things, their favorite animal is a…

iamabutchsolo:

This is actually so legit.

It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power.

unimpressedcats:

…yes???

notinmyjurisdiction:

how I felt while watching this scene

xchristineinmiseryx:

.___.

But we would all still win. 

zulayne:

I figured it out, why we like our favorite characters, in the end we’re just like them saying things like

I’m just antisocial

or ‘I don’t like people’

or ‘I just don’t care’

because we don’t want to admit how damaged and lonely we actually are

We love our characters because at the end of the day they’re the ones who relate to us; who we can actually connect with

detectivesquishy:

I still cannot get over the fact that Benedict is a Nerdfighter.

jellyblanket:

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown

referenceforwriters:

euclase:

I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this…

• Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages.
• Mead is made from honey.
• Cider is…

I’m now curious as to what the original conversation was..

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.

Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

rickrollpoptart:

i forced my photography teacher and the rest of his freshman class to watch Sherlock on Netflix…im not even in that period but i feel pretty damn accomplished 

needsmoregreendragons:

The 21st century is a good time to be Sherlock Holmes. He stars in the recent Guy Ritchie films, with Robert Downey, Jr., playing the great detective; an internationally popular BBC television series, featuring Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock; a novel sanctioned by the Arthur Conan Doyle Estate; and dozens of additional novels and short stories, including two by Neil Gaiman. Add to this video games, comic books, and fan-created works, plus a potent Internet and social media presence. Holmes’ London has even become a prime destination for cinematic tourists. The evidence is clearly laid out in

Okay so this is a really amazing text as a whole and has some great stuff in it (loving the one on Ritchie!Holmes and Robert Downey Jr.’s renunciation of the “bromance”, and the one on deconstructing the detective as the Hero) but the BEST THING EVER (see also: The Thing That’s Saving My Essay) is The Noble Bachelor and the Crooked Man: Subtext and Sexuality in BBC’s Sherlock by Carlen Lavigne.

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE QUEERBAITING THING AND IT’S SO GREAT, JUST, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH ACADEMICS.

I suggest y’all give it a read. :D

spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

Nailed it.

I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

odditiesoflife:

Ammonite with Iridescent Ammolite

This dazzling iridescent fossil of an 80 million year old ammonite measuring two feet in diameter was discovered near Alberta, Canada and is a particularly rare example of an ancient sea creature that went extinct at the same time as most dinosaurs. The spectacular coloration is the result of millions of years of high temperatures and pressures acting on the animal’s shell to create a gemstone known as ammolite.

eboniwithani:

lrresponsibility:

THIS IS THE EBST THING IN THE WORLD OMG

Cutie!