REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS
Sure.
Let’s see
this should be hysterical:B Whelp.
Oh boy…
June 2012
does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
May 2012
Well, damn...
The fuck is this?
The fuck is that?
The fuck are you?
Hello Masamune-sama. Welcome to tumblr.
I just wanted to say it’s an honor to meet you and take this opportunity to ask you to not phantom dive my ass.
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
Sorry I beat you all to it. No hard feelings.
OH MY GOD XDDDDDDDD
Awwww!
Lavender Labia: [TW: suicide, ableism] →
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So, I noticed this picture on my Facebook:
And, firstly, I hate inspiration porn. A lot. It’s always some random picture, usually of a child, with a disability doing something simple like playing or running, etc. And see, it’s inspiring cuz look at those poor poor…
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
