bowtie-detective:

timelessseaphire:

theworldsonlyconsultingpenis:

jintsuri:

valeria2067:

lucindasaxon:

theneverendingdrums:

click-to-open:

valeria2067:

Here’s the Difference:

The Doctor Who photo features a tall, slender, rather alien genius-boy running alongside a medical professional who is smitten with him.

The Sherlock photo……..Oh. OH.

Yes, but Sherlock has a long coat which billows out behind him when he runs.

The Doctor just ha-

…

Oh.

Never mind.

Yes but Sherlock wears tight fitting suits and is smarter than your average human.

The Doctor’s just—

Riiight….

Yes, but in Doctor Who, the medical companion risks death in an attempt to save the lead character from the clutches of an evil, psychotic genius.

Wheras in Sherlock…. um…….  Oh..

Yeah, but the Doctor Who companion jumps on board to help the lead even though she knows almost nothing about him and trusts him to solve their current problem that wasn’t even an issue until he arrived.

While In Sherlock… huh.

cortella:

#No but how livid Ten is with TenToo about the whole genocide thing #Ten’s furious and shouty and definitely going to take away TenToo’s car keys and ground him for at least a month #And then there’s TenToo with his faaaaaaaaace #Just look at the ”MICKAAAAAY!” gif #TenToo’s just giddy everyone’s there and alive and it’s a party in his TARDIS #he’s like ”Sarah Jane you remember where I keep the liquor right? #Jack make yourself useful and find some plastic cups or something! #Martha there are party hats in the third drawer on the console! #Rose you’re going to need party-appropriate clothes I left all your stuff in your room #you know I like that pink dress why don’t you go ahead and put that on #knickers are unnecessary! #Jackie you can just keep running straight through the console room and don’t stop until you find the broom closet and then just lock yourself right in there m’kay!” #And Ten is fuming outside and wondering how he got to a place in his life where he actually understands why his father was so shouty when he was a kid (via gallifreyburning)

somethingofthewolf:

agent-donovan:

doctor who meme | ten episodes — doomsday

#They way they DELIGHT in each other though #How much he loves being clever and impressing her #And how proud she is of him when he’s like this #And how even when he’s not as clever as he thinks he is #when he’s disappointed in himself #she holds his hand and makes his tea and loves him anyway #How he can’t bear to disappoint her #because it suffocates him - the knowledge Rose Tyler is unhappy #And then there’s no more hand to hold #no more proud gleam in anyone’s eye #no more clever impressive antics #There’s only the cold wind on a beach #and a solid white wall (via gallifreyburning)

crystalfriedman:

lazoey:

AU MEME | Tom Hiddleston as the 12th Doctor

HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE!!!

carmellax:

jayawright:

carmellax:

floweringrose replied to your post: OH NO NOT YOU

I HOPE YOU ARE READY

I am always ready

I’m READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY I’M READYI’m READY I’M…

tdpossum:

notabadday:

#EAST GALLIFREY BORN AND RAISED ON THE VORTEX IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS #TIME-TRAVELIN’ LEARNING ROBE-WEARING ALL COOL #BEING A TIME MASTER AFTER TIME SCHOOL #THEN A COUPLE OF DALEKS THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD #TRYING TO START TROUBLE ON MY PLANET-HOOD #I GOT IN ONE LITTLE WAR AND RASSILION GOT SCARED #HE SAID ‘YOU’LL GET IN THAT BLUE BOX AND GET AWAY FROM HERE.’

I SET DOWN IN A JUNKYARD ‘ROUND 1963 AND I YELLED AT THE DALEKS TO QUIT FOLLOWIN’ ME. I LOOKED AT MY GRANDDAUGHTERxWE TRIED TO ASSIMILATE BUT DALEKS SAT ON MY THRONE SPOUTIN’ EXTERMINATE.xI WHISTLED TOWARD A PLANET AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE CONSOLE SAID ”EARTH” AND IT HAD BREATHABLE AIR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS PLACE WAS HUMANE. AND I THOUGHT YEAH LET’S GET IT. YO HOME TO TOTTERS LANE.x

starkravingdane:

erindizmo:

fandomsandwich:

Tom Hiddleston with his body doubles in the background, for the multiplication scene in The Avengers. Taken from Alex Kip’s (one of the body doubles) website.

PTERODACTYL NOISES.

Oh my.

screech

lundora:

#They need to meet #they’re gonna hate each other so much for being competition for the resident genius position #but that would be freaking hilarious!

Could someone write this already?

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

eclairdelarmes:

techsergeant-truffula-lish:

zabinski:

caiticornia:

???

#why is this cat a bread

Incrementally shaving your long haired cat is only okay if they turn out like a bread.

I;VE BEEN SITING HERE LIKE 5 MINTUES ALUGHNIG AT THIS PICTURE

THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT

i dont understandhfkjfhg

kai-face:

canistakahari:

khaoskomix:

What the Fuck ever brownies

1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.

Mix it in a bowl.

Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.

Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.

Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.

Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.

Eat brownies.

Crying. Crying forever. 

oh

my god

andthestorystarts:

twotwentyonebbakerst:

its3amnow:

downawhoresthroat:

kristie369:

i’d have a heart attack if i was her.

i’d shit my pants

OMG I’D KILL HIM 

can you imagine if Sherlock did this to John

edwardspoonhands:

poweredbyawesome:

I think this Vlogbrothers’ comment on Dan Brown’s latest video just made my day. xD

I’m glad someone found that one. 

I am subscribed to the coolest people ever!

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

dirkitty:

shit anon: the ask saga