(845): I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I’m planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don’t trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming “I AM SPARTA!” You’ll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Kojūrō be a loyal retainer of Date Masamune yo, but also appears as a funky-ass bruthaly n’ mentor-like figure fo’ tha One-Eyed Dragon. Modeled afta a typical yakuza-style thug from tha pornos, his crazy-ass manner of rap, attitude towardz his subordinizzlez n’ even his secondary battle strang clearly reflect dis inspiration.
Kojuurou values honor n’ loyalty above every last muthafuckin thang else. In tha One-Eyed Dragon he sees tha future leader of Japan, n’ is determined ta brang his crazy-ass masterz ambizzle ta fulfillment.
Tumblr user lyaid, Yukimura may be passionate, but the blood of Takeda pumps through his heart— not his dick. HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE SENSATION OF A FLACCID WEEWEE BECAUSE TO TOCUH ONE WOULD BE SHAMEFUL!!
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